Taboo: Bagel Heads

I know Japan is in a world of its own but Bagel Heads!!!! That is all kinds of wrong! I don't know maybe this is the start of a wave of futuristic beauty modifications....i shudder to think that i might one day have to take my daughter to the doctor to have her forehead shaped like a bagel! Its a weird world we live in huh.

Life Update.

Okay so i kind of feel off during the summer and really didnt write anything except some random articles about weird ass tickets! I do apologise it was kind of a writers block/me just being lazy kind of thing! Well im back and boy do i have tons of stories for you. Im going to haveto back track the summer for you and i have to admit its been a long and sometimes stressful but i did it all with a smile on my face and my abilty to seem like l dont have a care in the world which l think is a problem actually..... Oh well here's to 10 years in therapy later on in life! So im going to be updating very often now so watch this space and ladies and gentleman....welcome to The Moulin Rouge (always wanted to say that!)

Summer Nights.

It's funny how after nine months of the craziness that is my college dating life l finally hit summer and l thought time to just relax away from it all. Apparently not, fate is using technology to make sure that my love life is just as crazy in texas as it would be in school, i still have to go through the ups and downs and spins of it all, crazy huh.

Specially designed to ensure maximum comfort when stapling a schadenfreude.

Thats how crazy it is.

The Inner Curcle by Evelyn Lozado:Review

So i just recently bought the kindle version of "Then Inner Circle", for those of you who do not know this is a book written by Evelyn Lozado of the Basketball Wives fame. The reasons why l bought this book are simple, i love the reality show, l love to read and i feel in love with Karrine Stefans "The Vixen Series" and thought this would be something along the same line except with athletes. I must admit my love for relationship with athletes also drew me to this book.

I must say i was really disappointed, although l probably shouldn't have read it right after reading "The Joys of Motherhood", l just had really high expectations. The book reads like young adult fiction and i feel it lacks a lot of maturity as a work of literature. Of course it is flying of the selves but l would guess only for the reason that  the "writer" is  a celebrity.

When will people learn that not everyone is a writer, it just does not work like that! Its a decent book but l just find it boring after a few pages and l skipped through most of the pages that l did read. The writer tries very hard to conjurer up this strong heroine but just fails and the little dram that she does try to intensify just feels too exaggerated.

Not one of my favorite reads and if i could l would definitely return the book fr something by Isabel Allende.

Why l embrace Natural hair and reject Weave video...

Being a young black woman in this country is hard....that is the honest truth. You have to deal with so much pressure and stereotyping not only from other races but from your own race too. One issue that l know bothers a lot of us is the issue of hair, lets face it our roots give us a hard time. this is why l thought l would share this video with some of you out there. personally l am not going natural for nobody, l like my weaves and relaxers. I love the way l can change my hair to suit the look l am going for at the time. The decision to go natural or stay weaved up should be up to the individual and society needs to accept you the way you want to wear your hair.

Ways to annoy people...

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark,

I'm not black enough...

Can someone explain to me what is being black enough?! I don't understand when people come at me like that. is it because l have a lot of white friends, or maybe because l am in college and not on welfare, or maybe because l don't shake my booty at every guy who grabs me in the club...? This is me, l have an English accent, l like to dress nice, l date guys out of my race and l don't like kool-aid so deal with it. My personality is not determined by the color of my skin. I am what l am, l am my own special creation. I love being black and trust me sometimes being a black female has its own perks you know. I find it funny that white people find attractive because l am black while guys in my own race shy away from me because l am too white. Get over it people! This is my rule if you are nice to me and we get along and have alot in common then we will be friends regardless of the color of your skin. The main reason l am not friends with alot of black people at my school is because of the way they treat me. The guys just want to bust a nut and when they find out that l don't roll like that they start rumors about me. The girls are just angry at me for no apparent reason and keep giving me death looks so excuse me but l know which side my bread is buttered.